Fck it no tittle. lol

Haro Haro baby!~~~~ok i was being stupid juz now lol..OK Haro.Just some things i wat to blog about. yea.Ystd went to order my contact lens..on the way there, i saw many hot chio bu wif bf..i notice the girls nowadays wear everything black..i dono their bra or panty balck anot la lol but from what i can see is BLACK..black is a so hot color on girls.~.~ anyways after making my contact lens, there was this ang moh outside the shop at the counter there, she was bending down and fono take what stuff from the cupboard.Nearly can see her US liao, cause her dress so short...she asked my mum to slow down cause she wan to promote sumthing..but my mum contiune walking..if my mum listening good la..cause ang moh her b0*bs sure big de ma..can see ma lol...anyways after eating tie ban shao, we went back home..on the way across the traffic light, there was this shop, i think is the samsung phone shop, not so sure i will double confirm if i got the time lol. anyways infront of the shop, there was 3 girls standing infront of the shop and like sticking poster on the shop.got 1 girl right, her butt so 翘 sia..somemore + high heels~ the face so chio as well..wa lao got 3 guys i think is the shop worker also..stand behind the girls see them stick the poster..in my experience right which bull mother shit will look at the poster...hello...of cause look at the girl 翘 butt la..LOL anyways 翘 this word cannot translate into english omg...but i think la 翘 means perky(my bad i think its not perky) ba..i dono the internet is so gay..i dono y it is so hard to search for meaning de.Say until here make me du lan sia.

Few days ago, i was searching for this word bo beh zao.As u know, this is a hokkien word. i try using yahoo n search all i get is crap, then i tried using google..u know what result it give me? it give me blog, alot of blog then contain this word bo beh zao.wtf wtf is this..i wan the meaning/defination of the word it gimme this type of bull shit.lan jiao la.I was wondering y no this website in the internet that translate + the meaning of all the hokkien dialect or hokkien words into english.I really hope some SGreans will set up this kind of website man..me? For 2 reason i cannot set up..firstly..although i learn in school how to make a website...its fcking hard to host a website..i think u nid a domain or what ba..i dono n its probebly not my type of thing...secondly, i not super ai zai in hokkien also..lol i only pua tang zui nia lol...1/2 bucket full nia lol.so i hope some1 wif the knowlegde n knowlegde lol will set up some website...if nid me donate i can donate $5^^ contribute alittle ma~

Anyways...nth much liao la...i go buy dinner maybe then play me maple PS lol..BYE BYE

NiI title.

OKOK i dono what to put for the title ok..~Anyways Haro!
nth much recently..went to watch movie this few days.Just another pandora box...although its a comedey..i fcking cannot understand where is the funny part..i do admit some LITTLE part is funny but almost everything sux lol..not funny at all la..ZZZ...also went to watch How to train your dragon (3D)..today..Nice..sia...since the Avatar(3D)...i think its sux..but to my surprise, this 3D is nice....the affect quite nice n it blend wif the whole movie..^^

Anyways...i closed my facebook account recently..lol Cool right.Hais..actually im really sad now...didn't have time to spilled this all out but i guess today i will say sumthing.

Facebook frankly speaking la...i got like 10 of my frens who i really know?Others is all ex school mate which don even see or talk to each other anymore.Furthermore, i never on my msn n i don think any1 rmb me..cause im a loser in my sec school life..ok..i say it out..im a loser..yea..Facebook got nth used to ME...so what if i could cheat myself n others by adding so much frens in my profile.So what if i could add those chio bu in my profile..i don even know any of them.HAHA...yea be a "online" user..so pathetic.



This is so awesome...Anyways FML when school reopen then sian lor the class fck up sian la...Btw i saw a very chio school girl today...her hair so straight + her boobs quite big + her face is juz chio~..i also like girls wif blue nail polish so sexy ar~~kk i go sleep liao my eye sian haven ok =( 2morrow go see doctor again ^^ BB

JST..Part2?

Haro..Juz finished reading some articles in the net..about sex slave/human trading..it says that this is a multi-billion trade sia...wa sell woman can earn so much money meh>??OWNEZ at first i m abit like envy them la..but after i saw the true doctumentary of how those woman suffer i feel abit sad for them...they all like pretty sia..but so sad had to be pros..N after reading right i got a very serious question Y singapore only have like 5 Red light destrict areas..so little and i dono if the area is clear from any diease anot..cause small area means little choice to pick which in turn leads to Fing the same pros again n again the chances of HIV increased.

Therefore, since im very free i decided to do some researched.Found out that actually in geylang there is this thing call "Fish-Tank". Basically you can enter the house and start picking up girls according to their number..Most importantly they have health check up weekly..Means that if you monday visit the place most likely u have a less % of getting any HIV even if the girls have it.^^ N finally i know its the even lorong that have the pros.

Ok i really dont understand whats wif sg "Ldrs and the GoverMen" Y they must wiped out all sexual activity? I dont see a point of doing so..DON they know that there is still alot of sg boys/guys no gf meh? SG girls so hard to jio + all seems to be attached i cannot see any singles SG girls around man...those singles de are those ugly mother fcker...Y then they still wan to raid raid raid....ban ban ban website also ban...i dono but in my heart i juz wan to say **** SG, SO WHAT WE don have natural disater..we also dont have natural SEX.NO...its pretty stupid right.

Anyways, last week went to WALKED pass geylang lol...never saw any pros..cause i think its too early ler ba..they haven come out.I hope in the NEAR future like 1 years from now...Govermen shuld bulid this big big BROTHEL which is legal + is 99% safe sex.Like the singapore pool i can ensure SURE make big money, ok at least for me i know i will visit there every week..at least twice.Y bulid IR Let me tell u if a Brothel compare to a casino i can ensure that brothel owns n it have more money making chances u know y..cause there's this place call Las Vegas...If ppl wan to gamble they would go there la come on..sg so small y bother coming?

I so du lan wif the govermen still wan me to go serve NS for u all? No way...if got any conflict i sure wun help 1..let me n myself survive can liao..stupid guo jia hate this country.

Anyways..i still got 1 promise haven do yet.When i gad from my school 1 more years n b4 NS..Jia you myself..GO

Movie. HarbourFront. Vivo.

Haro..its me~Juz now i go buy noodles and eat, while walking down the stairs, i saw a very chio ah lian walking by..i faster like walk in front of her..she was listening to "Huai ren" this song cause she on the music so loud, without the ear piece..lol..All i can say she very fcking hot + chio...wa...sian..i really like ah lian type of girl leh..wa lao sian next time when i grow older its impossible i get this type of girl fren cause they only like young boys their age...wa i can never know the feeling of having a ah lian gf..even i have the chance to have a gf...WTF unfair la ccb..i hate this world.

Anyways...ystd went to my fren house and play God Of War II.hardcore chiong finish the game in two day..lol ai zai right.After that went back to my house there to get the newly just released God Of War III !!! OMG....OWNED...haven started playing yet cause this 2 day went out.After that we go cen square..watch movie...when we reach lvl 3, we wanted to eat at the food court...i saw this girl, wearing mini skirt, her legs abit wide open..and i stared while walking in the food court...to my amazed, i saw the girl upskirt..LOL lucky lucky~~~ white colour de..nice sia...zi tao is high...but she okok only not imba chio..but its ok is like tio beh biao buay sai like that lor lol.~

Watch movie...cop out...M18...no sexual scene..only like vuglar...quite funny sia the show^^ but ystd like no ppl watch movie de...sit beside me is a fat cb guy...but ots ok since a guy...if a fat cb girl i sure kan phua du lan...is like the oil gonna touch me ewww. fuck it.

2day went out wif my fren...go to outram park then to harbourfront..lol VIVO...i like never went there wif my frens b4..firs time went wif fren.ITs FCKING big @@!Went to check the movie but nth nice to see leh..i wanted to watch kidnapper but he dono...then Alice in the wonderland is like stupid de la..How to train ur dragon have but in 3D nia..ncb i wear spec sia...cannot watch sian...nth watch lor..Went to the foodcourt eat..the cb auntie ear got problem i saw wan mee pok dry she ncb gimme mee pok soup wif prawn she go f the wall la stupid sia..but our table is a group of boy n girl..they like age 14-15...the girls sibei hot sia...but the boy as usual jiao bin...i don understand if last time i more handsome abit + wu ji i sure jio my classmate maybe i not so fck up now lor..but i must admit i m fat n ugly last time...I ADMIT..now de wo NOT BAD OK...juz now i take bus home got 1 girl see at void deck...like turn her head to look at me then like turn her head back...wait for 5 sec and turn her head look at me ok...N FYI i wearing spec ok...i wear spec still shuai LOL HAHA...but i no wear more ai zai~hehe..anyways VIVO on top is this big big garden like thing...when i walk in i can only use 1 thing describe...PPl wif alot of frens will come here wif a group of frens all the girls hot n sexy the guys sure jiao bin some handsome 1.I first time go there sia...ppl always go there go sentosa 1..me leh no life motehr fcker...haha i loser lers...N i first time go there wif my fren sia..he is a boy...yea GAY...so stupid couple go there after that...go date after that go home bang bang bang all night long...~

fck la fck la.......UNFAIR CB GOD..i hate U ~ _|_...I juz want to fck a ah lian type super chio + hot girl then i really die wif no regret...maybe that is my ultimate go..b4 i die?i don wan f those PRC leh...is not the same la..although same pu$$y la...ok but i don wan promise myself cause this 1 really abit hard...i set as GOALS + my birthday wish..~ Yea for this 10 years this is my birthday wish.~OKOK eye pain i go sleep ler. BYE BYE.

I M BACK !

YES...Finally....I M BACK!!! Haro..MIA for 1 week..omg so long its 1 week sia !!! ok i tell u y...cause i have a bad infection!!!..my eyes is swollen like a ccb like that lol..i dono y it happened or how it happen..but anyways..now my eye is recovering ler...i haven't had such a bad eye infection b4...when i go see the doctor, he says is a 'styes' or sumthing like that, in chinese simply means zhen yan i think.lol anyways..the doctor near my house there is a totally bullmother shit doctor..his medicine fcking bo yong 1..zzz hai wo nid to go see the doctor i have been going since im young.Ncb.

Anyways..while my eye is swollen like fck there is a few incident going around the world..ok la not so serious but i notice quite sum things..oh yet...the trip to the doctor got sumthing to say...ok let me get a glass of water first..[ brb ].

[ Back ]Ok normally i wont blog this nth happen de stuff but got sumthing happen thats y i blog lol...ok jiao wei i know...come on lets go.I went to see the doctor near my house on monday..upon arriving, there is fcking loads of ppl waiting..the whole clinic is packed wif sick human...lol i was like wtf...y every1 have to be sick on today _|_..nevertheless, wrote my name down waotong list then act act abit go the NTUC there shop shop lol..on the way to NTUC..i saw this hot hot hot looking sexy chio bu...woot..walking pass me..i was like suddenly my eye ok like that ..can see ler lol...anyways walk past her then ho NTUC..about 15min..i was back to the clinic the crowd didn;t even subside..zzz..but i notice the juz now the chio bu also come see doctor swee la..ai zai.Ok now come a problem i don understand.Y Y Y all those chio bu always carry around a handphone.like me, i see doctor i was so sick already i juz bring my wallet..nia..y this chio bu sick still can keep sms to ppl.Y she so many fren? i know sure sms to bf...hais..anyways back to topic..i stand n wait n wait..sibei long ar...then finally the crowd abit subside ler..i went to the chio bu beside n sit down..Ok 1 mroe problem..is it because i m ugly or my eye swollen like goldfish..this chio bu don dare to sit beside me..Y i don understand..i m already sick ler G0D still don wan to give chance..ncb la.Never i saw my primary school fren sia !!!...but apperently he didn't reco me...sian..anyway is a he la..if she i sibei du lan...he wear until so nice sia...siao 1 see doctor nia..i anyhow cha pa lang wear lol..this chio bu went in to see the doctor...i abit the du lan liao..wait kan phua long..zzthis chio bu come out...oh then i know she is actually a nurse there de daughter..when she come out i dono isit her clothes no wear properly..her mother mumble sumthing while pulling her shirt down.[translation] aiyo u wan let every1 see ur stomach isit? lol scarly she go see the doctor is her pregnant liao LOL...the guy song lor..but this is guessing only...this chio bu left...sian...wait until like 12pm until my turn...zzz ok another problem...Y DO PPL GO IN SEE THE DOCTOR SO LONG 1? have u ever wonder??Y ppl go in so long de then urself like go in 1 min come out liao..ok this is not a xin li zuo yong cause i do experiment..i timed myself..i went in like 2min...an old uncle went in 5 min..some a chlid go in like 6min..ccb wtf they do inside they oral sex isit..ZZZbut 1 auntie i dam pei fu her...go in 1min...best record sia.nice de la.Anyways take med n go home liao.

Thur see doctor again..this time nth interesting..except i saw a big boobs poly girl walk pass while eating wan ton mee..n a pink dress chio bu sat beside on the bus trip home...lol quite fck up wu bo..sian.

Ok i wan to say this thing about Jack Neo.I m not in any position to like say him la.But juz wan to say out my opinion.I think every1 shuld give him a chance lor.Y take away the contract the company have wif him? Y he want disband the jteam.i think its not fair to him lor.come on u see tiger woods so many wife..ppl 4give him..isit because his in the western country? y ppl in the eastern country never give ppl chance de...like edison chen they also take away all his advertisment last time.Jack Neo only make a mistake every man make...come on la...cheating its a part of life..ok i dono for me ..i give example...u see gary ng..u see MY goverment got 1 ppl i dono the name also cheat...u see taiwan the hei ren brother also cheat...who the fck wun cheat lol...ok i give a most concrete proof...u see b@ngbus n public inv@sion...all the girl they find also cheat on their bf/husband.Come on...give jack neo a chance man.Hais..anyways i hope jack neo will make new movie next time...N i think mark lee is very funny when he speak hokkien...^^

One last news is i saw on yahoo..a 9 year old boy dial 911 save the whole family..wa this type of children really smart sia..n i think he very ke lian lor...so young nice to face such a huge scenerio..anyways good job..%%

Ok...nth much to say liao..juz i hope next week i recover then can go out again..i wan see alot of movie !!!...n god of war soon come out..song ah~!..Bye Bye signing off.

Hotel Jobs & Movie.

Haro..Ystd went to orchard to find jobs..oh i mean to regster for this job.How to say leh..eh the job is like this agency right, then if the hotel need people for functions or event, the agency will sms you and ask whether you free anot to go help out..i think its pretty awesome cause the agency paid cold hard cash instantly when you show them the pay check.The place is somewhere near this place call far east plaza i think..lol anyways as usual you all know orchard = chio bu ALOT ALOT ALOT, big boobs zha bor sibei chuay ar.The boss say my hair colour cannot leh sian + abit too logn liao..dono want work anot leh..sian! I want to say this thing, when i take MRT back home wif my fren right, got this boy n girl stand beside us..i dono is it i think too much la, but i think the girl keep looking at me leh..she chio sia...i don dare look back cause i don like this type..cause she got a boy standing beside her if i look at us the boy sure shiok 1..cause he is the girl's fren..he sibei wu sei lor...knn..sian..but really i think i kan kai liao leh really really kan kai liao...no gf no gf lor...ok la lets say la really no gf then 30 year old my life can end liao...no nid scare ar...N i think i really understand sumthing..God really set up our life already...i jus fcking unlucky la..no gf..Anyways..i can give an ecample right now [Like ok a husband n wife married for 8 years but cannot have babys, both of them don't have any problems..those young couple 18 year old anyhow at carpark or staircase fck, then got baby liao...they want to go for abortion..] Ya la is the same dao li sia...i don have gf but ppl maybe when i blog now they fcking a 18 year old girl pu**y sia ...same la..unlucky lor.

Anyways, today went to tm walk.watch this movie,做人 "Being human"..jack neo movie...not bad la...inside got alot of hokkien i like..i like mark lee say hokkien sia very got the feel LOL..inside oso quite funny..my fren right got 2 chio bu sit beside him..he say right the girl leg like stick to his leg all the way when the movie is being shown...wa song lor..knn spend $8.50..wu hua sia...then we spend our money bo hua leh lol...he lucky ar can touch chio bu lol...i rmb i saw this video, got two guys fondle a girl's b00bs in the cinema they use night vision cam to flim out...sian y sg don have this type of thing de lol..i give the movie 7/10.btw got 1 part dam funny the uncle speak hokkien then the doctor speak english, the nurse in the middle be the translation for the both lol.

Doctor:[Says her Daughter symptons]
Nurse:[translate]
Uncle:wa eh zha bor kia eh an zhua bor?
Doc:We will try our best
Nurse:[Translating...halfway]
Uncle:Aiya chi gu wa teya wu la..lao kun ta pai gong zhi gu eh..wa piang oii...pian lang eh la.{means doctor always say this line,bluff ppl one}

FCKING FUNNY SIA...LOL
Movie i want to see de..
1.How to train your Dragon
2.Shutter island
3. Clash of the titan.

Anyways...heres a nice video..



P.S i look la ah beng la but i not liu mang sia..look ah beng also bo gf.. sibei sian ar _|_..i see other ah beng those gf so sexy + hot 1..really same ppl different life ar..tong ren bu tong min knn.Bye.

First time.

Haro..just want to do a quick quick update on alot of stuff..gtg out at 12 pm lol.Ok..lets start with tuesday..YES AR i went to massage again lol..but this time its a very very different experienced cause i have a bb*j.OMG FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.anyways went to 81 at lavander there.Check in the room..quite cheap better then chinatown can ler..Massage the lady..reach in 15min time lor..abit du lan sia...somemore the cb room cannot have reception 1..ncb..btw my fren come wif me also..lol i think is his first time having massage lol.

She took off her clothes and catbath me...wa i tell you..she really stripped off EVERYTHING...not a single piece of clothes still intact with her body lol.swee la.When we take a bath i play wif her b0*bs and her pu**y.Let me tell you its the first time i touch a pu**y..finally after watching 4-5 years of p*rn...its the first time i HANDS on a pu**y.Her b0*bs also quite big as well.Her nip pointy sia lol.After bath..she start her bb*j liao.JUZ LIKE THE VIDEO in the internet...the fast and slow sucking...balls sucking..+ i finger her at the same time..but one think i don understand is y her pu**y not so wet de...only abit of wetness only sian...but its also...she enjoy it well also ^^.I hold on to me load as long as possible..but at least got 15min i conclude.Then i unload and she suck and play my c*m at the same time..let mi tell you..like that then is fair..at least now i m same status with alot of men...i got play pu**y b4 and bb*j b4...HAHA now is left the most hardcore 1...the pu**y it self...this i nid more time to prepare myself.

Anyways..have a session for 50min..then swtich me fren go enjoy liao lol..

The fun part finish ler..now say the scary part..my fren he very paranoid that we might get some diease sia, cause he check the net and it says bb*j have quite a number of risk...yea..i dono maybe it have but after a fw days of tot, i think of a chinese proverb that expalin my feeling right now. "阎王要你三更死，哪能留人到五更"..it means if you are fated to die, you WILL die at the right moment.So i tot..ya la..even if i don have any diease la, scarly i go out later kena knock by car..who knows? have some chance what..or what if i walk under the HDB flat, a falling flower pot hit me head, have some chance what.WHAT if there is a natural disater that struck sg..i maybe also die what, have some chance what.Lastly, what if i already have lung cancer cause i smoke alot..have some chance what...so what if i bb*j, i have STD or HIV or AIDS, have some cahnce what.....Hais..so i not sure what to do now..but maybe juz carry on with life at least i know i touch a female body b4..at least..b4 i die ^^.

Anyways there is this shopping centre call dono what textile centre..i think creepy sia....inside like all the shop close..like those shopping centre you see in hong kong movie...like got zombie or ghost like that de..lol



Lastly..i open my ang bao ler!!! got eh .........$894 lol okok don think i KONG JIAO WEI...cause everything in this blog is fcking true.OK here's a picture to PROVED!



Anyways, gtg out liao..i think nth much to say ler..Good bye^^.

End of New year.

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